Drill Jokes

Do you know all you need to drill little holes? Only a little bit.
Do you know all you need to drill little holes? Only a little bit.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drill Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I introduced a friend to my hammer, my chisel and my saw. He knows the drill.

“I didn’t see you at camouflage drill”.
“Thank you, sir”.

Pressed the Hammer Function button on my new drill, and it keeps playing “You can’t touch this”.

I used to be a drill operator, but it was boring.

Friend of mine is always at the dentist, he knows the drill.

Had a job once that involved drilling holes and bolting them together. Started off boring but ended up riveting.

Do you know all you need to drill little holes? Only a little bit.

A friend of mine has a new pneumatic drill. It’s amazing, really groundbreaking.

Two drill bits meet up. One says “how’s things?”, the other says “I’ve been going through a lot of stuff”.

Chickens are often good at fire drills. They know where to egg sit.

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