This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Parade Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A anaesthetist friend of mine has just passed his exams. Next he has a passing out parade.
We should have a National Parades Day, and it should be March Fourth.
What phrase do you use to start a parade? “Let’s get this show on the road”…
Waited ages for the Chameleon parade, but it was rubbish. Didn’t see any of them.
Yet again, my local chameleon parade went unnoticed.
Went to a parade when all the musicians dropped their instruments and ran away. Total bandemonium.
“When is your birthday?”
“March 1st”
Starts to parade around the room, “OK, but when’s your birthday?”
I did a survey on how drunk people act at parades. The results are staggering.
Friend of mine joined a marching band that takes park in local parades. They weren’t very good at first but they’re making great strides now.
Heard a remarkable speech from a float at a parade recently. It was a really moving performance.
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