This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Finger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A few people were mean to me about choosing to wear mittens instead of gloves, but I don’t like to point fingers.
Looking for ways to keep my hands warm in fingerless gloves. Any tips?
A rugby player goes to the physio and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest or my leg”. The physio says “you’ve broken your finger”.
A roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it.
I got The Hulk to help me plant some flowers. After all, he’s got green fingers.
A friend of mine is a retired cricket umpire. He doesn’t lift a finger now.
Just grilled some fish fingers. Didn’t get any information out of them though.
Most reliable body part? You can always count on your fingers.
I dislocated my fonger but two friends managed to reset it. It was a joint effort.
If you like these finger jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.