Finger Jokes

Most reliable body part? You can always count on your fingers.
Most reliable body part? You can always count on your fingers.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Finger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

A few people were mean to me about choosing to wear mittens instead of gloves, but I don’t like to point fingers.

Looking for ways to keep my hands warm in fingerless gloves. Any tips?

A rugby player goes to the physio and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest or my leg”. The physio says “you’ve broken your finger”.

A roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “five beers please”.

Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell. I just can’t put my finger on it.

I got The Hulk to help me plant some flowers. After all, he’s got green fingers.

A friend of mine is a retired cricket umpire. He doesn’t lift a finger now.

Just grilled some fish fingers. Didn’t get any information out of them though.

Most reliable body part? You can always count on your fingers.

I dislocated my finger but two friends managed to reset it. It was a joint effort.

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