This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Olympics Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal.
Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal.
I’m so self deprecating that if it was a Olympic sport, I’d probably narrowly miss out on a medal.
I saw a book called “Ten Steps To Improve Your Long Jump”. I thought, “that’s cheating”.
Members of the relay team. You’ve got to hand it to them.
I never made it as an athlete. Fell at the first hurdle.
A friend told me he was a 100m champion. I asked what he did it in. He said, “T-shirt & trainers”.
Not surprised by the high divorce rate among Olympic tennis players. Love means nothing to them.
I could have be a champion at the junior Olympics if it wasn’t for all those medalling kids.
Being a procrastinator prevented me going to the Olympics. You need to be an amateurcrastinator.
Exam question: What’s the best name for the round thing they throw at the Olympics? Discuss.
I entered the seafood Olympics and got the Prawns Medal.
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