This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gravity Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Read a book about the relatively low gravity on the surface of Mars. Couldn’t put it down.
Got some anti-gravity drinks. They’re very uplifting.
I always find gravity disappointing. It always brings me down.
When Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity, everything went downhill after that.
If you break the Law of Gravity, do you get a suspended sentence?
Gravity is a fundamental force. If you remove it, you get gravy.
I showed a friend a book about black holes. He didn’t think it was impressive, I don’t think he understood the gravity of it.
People associate Isaac Newton with Gravity, but his father was also an expert in the topic. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
Every tine I turn on the heating at home, I get pulled towards one side of the room. I think it must be the wall gravity insulation.
Sir Isaac Newton: “Gravity exists”. drops mic
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