Flag Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Flag Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

There are a lot of good things about Switzerland.  The flag is a big plus.

What has Santa got in common with a flag?  You often find them both at the pole.

What did one flag say to the other?  Nothing, it just waved.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk? The Star-Spangled Banner.

I heard a church is a good place to go if you collect flags.  It’s where you can seek pennants. 

Made a giant flat with the Incredible Hulk on it.  It’s a huge banner. 

My regiment wasn’t sure which banner to use, so they took a flag poll. 

I get really sad when I see national symbols.  Turns out I have a lot of emotional flaggage.

Got off the plane and just wanted to wrap myself in a big banner and sleep. Think I had jet flag.

Every time I see something flying from the top of the pole, I have to shout energetically.  It’s just by flag reflex.

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