This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fund Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I heard the famous Swedish band is going to get together to record a cover to raise funds for camelid creatures in the southern US. Sweet Home Abba Llama.
I’m worried about the state of my bank. I tried five different ATMs today and they’ve all told me they have “Insufficient Funds”.
A friend of mine in trying to set up a plant business. He’s looking for seed funding.
How do you fund four weddings and a funeral? With a Huge Grant.
A friend is using an offshore fund to minimise what tax he pays on his 80s music business. It’s a Seychelles Sanctuary.
I had a college fund, but a spent it on a boat and called it my scholar ship.
Invested in the Buccaneer Fund. The Pi Rate is 3.14%.
A fund manager I know gave his kids all their Christmas gifts today rather than waiting. He wanted them to understand present value.
I made some money investing in a feather based fund. Now I’ve got to work out what to with my quill gotten gains.
I have a friend who helps to fund people through providing some money. Grant.
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