This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Release Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
If I owned Head and Shoulders shampoo, I’d release a body wash called Knees and Toes.
I used to wonder what would happen if the larger creatures were released from the local zoo then I realised it was a hippothetical question.
I used to wonder why the Star Wars films were released in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 then I realised Yoda wrote the plan.
Friend of mine was sent to prison for six months for stealing microwaves. He was released after four minutes.
Police arrested a man who was carrying an electrical cable with him. He was released without charge.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology. It’s totally clips of the heart.
That new book on the history of clocks has finally been released. It’s about time.
Amazing new brush that’s been released. It’s sweeping the nation.
I saw there was a documentary series about 80s rap music released. Easy to get hold of parts A through D but you had to fight for your right to Part E.
Not keen on the mew coins they’ve released here, but to be fair, I’ve never liked change.
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