This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fossil Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be a fossil arm.
Friend of mine is really in to archaeology. She really digs fossils.
I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg. It was a shindig.
Asked a fossil hunter what music they listen to, apparently they really dig rock.
Two palaeontologists fell in love over some fossils. They were carbon dating.
I keep the rocks that I study to find fossils for sedamental reasons.
Scientists have discovered a dinosaur’s fossilised fart. They describe it as a blast from the past.
I thought I’d find fossils in the rocks near me but I don’t want to take it for granite.
Fossils never change their plans, they’re always set in stone.
Do dinosaur cars run on fossil fuels?
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