This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Change Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’ve moved the dustpan from the utility room to the cupboard and the vacuum cleaner to the basement. More sweeping changes to come.
Fossils never change their plans, they’re always set in stone.
I found a universal remote control down the back of the sofa, I thought to myself “this changes everything”.
How many Microsoft Excel users does it take to change a lightbulb? Monday 1st January 1990.
I’m writing a song about getting a cage door lock replaced. There’s a key change at the end.
Not keen on the new coins they’ve released here, but to be fair, I’ve never liked change.
I told the doctor I thought I was a caterpillar, he told me not to worry, I’d soon change.
I said to the doctor at the hospital, “I keep dreaming my eyes change colour”. He said “It’s just a pigment of your imagination”.
What do you call a robot that changes the direction of a satellite? R2 Detour.
Local tightrope walker was unable to change his insurance because of his outstanding balance.
Changed all the labels on our spice rack. No one has worked it out yet but the thyme is cumin.
I got a pair of trousers with the London Underground tube map on them. I’ve had to change twice already.
Changed jobs but still in the playground industry. It’s all swings and roundabouts.
It wasn’t my plan to get a brain transplant, then I changed my mind.
When are yogis unable to generate change? When using a vending machine.
Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move.
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