The more astute of you may have spotted that today is 14th February, and therefore today’s topics for one-liners and puns is Valentine’s Day jokes, although these are probably not the best way to foster romance. They do, of course, come with the usual caveats with no guarantee of being either funny or original. … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Jokes
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Fancy Dress Jokes
The theme for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Fancy Dress Jokes, which come with the normal caveats that these may be neither funny nor original. I hope that you enjoy them anyway…. Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried… Continue reading Fancy Dress Jokes
Shopping Jokes
The topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Shopping Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope that you enjoy them anyway…. Friend of mine got drunk and went to an auction. He doesn’t remember a lot. Ever since buying… Continue reading Shopping Jokes
Dog Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend’s dog swallowed a cushion. The vet has described its condition as comfortable. Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy,… Continue reading Dog Jokes
Money Jokes
The theme of this week’s one-liners and puns is money jokes, which come with the normal caveats of not to expect them to be either too funny or too original. I hope you enjoy them anyway…. When is it most likely to rain money? When there is change in the weather… … Continue reading Money Jokes
Time Jokes
After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes. Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny. I do hope… Continue reading Time Jokes
Sign Jokes
Welcome to the first series of jokes for 2014. After a few weeks of jokes about Christmas, and related topics like Christmas Crackers and jumpers, a new subject this week. Here are some sign jokes, although do not expect the New Year to have brought a new quality of jokes, or any originality or… Continue reading Sign Jokes
More Christmas Cracker Jokes
I posted one or two – or many more – jokes last week that had a Christmas theme, but now that we have had Christmas and a few more have appeared, here are a few more Christmas Cracker jokes for you, which as always, may not be particularly original, or even that funny for that… Continue reading More Christmas Cracker Jokes
Christmas Cracker Jokes
As it’s the 20th December, it seems that there is only one topic that would be appropriate for this week’s puns and one-liners, and that is, of course, Christmas Cracker jokes. I know that this list normally comes with the health warning that they are not particularly funny or original, and that is especially true… Continue reading Christmas Cracker Jokes
Christmas Jumper Jokes
For those who are not aware, today is National Christmas Jumper Day (yes, there is such a thing), so it seems appropriate that the theme this week for the collection of puns and one-liners should be jumper jokes. Just like all good Christmas pullovers, most of these are not particularly original or funny. It may… Continue reading Christmas Jumper Jokes