Shopping Jokes

I walked into the fish shop and asked the man for a large fish.'Won't be long' said the fish shop man.'Well it better be wide then' I said.

The topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Shopping Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope that you enjoy them anyway….       Friend of mine got drunk and went to an auction. He doesn’t remember a lot.   Ever since buying… Continue reading Shopping Jokes