Fancy Dress Jokes

The theme for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Fancy Dress Jokes, which come with the normal caveats that these may be neither funny nor original. I hope that you enjoy them anyway….

 

 

 

Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff.

 

Saw a group of pheasants & partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, “they’re game for a laugh”.

 

There is an 80s fancy dress party that my wife doesn’t want me to dress as a pop star for, but I’m adamant…

 

Went to a fancy dress party as an alarm clock. Got really irritated, everyone was winding me up.

 

Going to a fancy dress party as a sweet shop owner. Tried on my outfit, and my wife said “Give me a twirl”. I thought “blimey, it must be convincing”.

 

Once went to a Prime Minister themed fancy dress party as Winston Churchill, complete with suit, coat and hat. Didn’t quite win. Close but no cigar.

 

A friend of mine hurt himself trying to jump over a wall whilst dressed as a clown. It was his own stupid vault.

 

I was about to go to a fancy dress party as a can of deodorant. My wife stopped me and said “Are you Sure?”

 

I went to buy a camouflage outfit the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

 

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as Neon. Someone told me it looked terrible. I didn’t react.

 

Went to a Board Game themed Fancy Dress competition, but knew I wasn’t going to win win with my incomplete Monopoly themed outfit. I had no chance. Or Community Chest.

 

Friend went to a Star Trek fancy dress party dressed as a tree. He was the Captain’s Log.

 

I went to a fancy dress pool party once. There was a large cue outside.

 

Went to a Halloween fancy dress party dressed as Dracula and ate all the food. I was Vampire the Buffet Slayer.

 

Someone I know went to an 80s cartoon fancy dress party giving his girlfriend a piggy back. The host asked who he had come as, he said a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The host asked him to explain. He pointed to his girlfriend and said “This is Michelle”.

 

Went to a fancy dress party once as a nuclear power station. The reaction was awful.

 

 

 

Last week’s collection of shopping jokes are here.

The following set of jokes, about Valentine’s Day, are here.

If you like these Fancy Dress jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

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