This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tribute Band Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour.
Tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute night over the phone. Had to press one for the money, two for the show…
Looking for a singer for your Wham tribute band? I’m your man.
I asked someone to decide who won a talent competition based on hearing him sing famous songs on YouTube. Turns out he was rubbish. Never book a judge by his covers.
Saw the Spanish Steps the other night. Worst tribute band ever.
Heard a band who did covers of 80s hits like Red Red Wine and Breakfast in Bed. Weren’t great, a bit rusty. They were called WD40.
Trying to work out who is the best tribute band, but it’s really hard. They cover their tracks so well.
Thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band in Switzerland. Then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva.
You might not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you can for a tribute band.
Got a great book about tribute bands. I read it from cover to cover.
A friend was in a great U2 tribute band. Then they lost their Edge.
Went to see an Abba tribute band recently. They were so loud you could hear the drums from Nandos.
A friend was in a group called Blankets and Duvets. They were a covers band.
I know someone in a tribute band called “Jar Lid”. They cover The Jam.
Went to see a tribute band called Prevention. They were actually better than The Cure.
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