This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Steps Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
When I started my job at the ladder company, I wanted to get right to the top, one step at a time.
Saw the Spanish Steps the other night. Worst tribute band ever.
Called the local council to ask about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place.
I saw a book called “Ten Steps To Improve Your Long Jump”. I thought, “that’s cheating”.
Local shop is giving away 90s pop albums but no one seems to want them. I’m taking Steps.
“You’re not my real ladder!” I shouted at my step-ladder…
Just opened the instruction booklet for my new ladder. It says “step one, then step two, then step three”…
Local farmer helped me in to his field to camp with a step over his fence. I like his stile.
What sort of dancing do ducks like? The quackstep.
I used to live in a regular house, then steps were taken to turn it into a bungalow.
If you like these steps jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.