Journalism Jokes

They found out it was proper gander
They found out it was proper gander

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Journalism Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Saw a journalist searching through my ice cream cones. He was looking for the scoop.

A friend lost his job as a journalist at a classic rock magazine through musical differences. He was always giving rave reviews.

Friend of mine was the back up journalist that covered the local gym. He was the bench press.

A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway. It was an ex-press train.

A reporter asked the finance minister why he had closed the national mint. He said “it just made cents”.

Saw a journalist interviewing someone from my local bike shop. Turns out it was the spokesman.

I knew a very formal goose who got a job for a local newspaper, but had to leave when they found out it was proper gander.

Lots of newspaper journalists have been writing stories about vampires recently. Can’t see them in the Mirror though.

What do you call a quick moving newsreader? Justin.

My friend told me he’s fed up with me talking like a newsreader. More on that story later.

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