This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of wine jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….
A friend has an excellent nose for wine. It’s shaped like a corkscrew.
A friend said a wine he tried recently was bitter and not properly fermented. Sounds like sour grapes to me.
What did the grape say when someone stood on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
A friend of mine cooks my making up a recipe and adding a German white wine. It’s an add hock approach to cooking.
I used to have a dog who liked red wine. He was a bordeaux collie.
I went to a wine bar called ‘The Light Brigade’ recently. They certainly knew how to charge.
Someone told me that their non-alcoholic wine was delicious. I said they had no proof.
I decide which wine to drink on a case by case basis.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
My friend gets annoyed when I mess with his red wine. I added some fruit juice and now he’s sangria than ever.
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