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Headphone Jokes

This week’s series of puns and one liners take the form of headphone jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Was going to plug my keyboard into the headphone socket of my laptop but was worried I might end up stereotyping.


A friend just gave me some new headphones. That’s music to my ears.


I got some rice in my headphone jack, and now it sounds grainy.


I was listening to a recording of an argument on a set of broken headphones. It was all very one sided.


I asked an expert about what headphones to buy. Their reasoning was pretty sound.


Plugged my headphones into my new stereo made of cake. It’s a gateau blaster.


I asked my doctor if it’s normal to put headphones on and listen to Tom Jones all day. He said, “It’s not unusual”…


Instead of headphones, I saw someone listening to a pair of shoes the other day. Apparently it was sole music.


A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2.


I saw a bunch of men in habits and cowls wearing headphones and dancing enthusiastically. It was the Monastery of Sound.

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