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Armour Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of armour jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour.


What do you call a bird in a suit of armour? A knight owl.


Two people dressed in armour walk into a hotel. One says “a room for two knights please”.


What do you call a candle in armour? A knight light.


“You’ve got mail”, said the blacksmith as he delivered the knight’s new armour.


Got a job working shifts as a piece in a 24 hour human chess game. I’m on knights this week.


Armouries are great places to go to party. They are famous for their knight life.


What did the dragon say when he saw the knight in his armour? “Look, tinned food!”


Single suit of armour now half price. For one knight only.



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