Square Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of square jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

I left a plant in my school’s maths class room, but it grew square roots.

 

The great thing about my obsession with toast is that I still get three square meals a day.

 

My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.

 

Whoever designed the lions in Trafalgar Square really put the cat among the pigeons.

 

What’s red and square? An uncool tomato.

 

I designed square tyres for my car and tried to push it down a hill. It didn’t go down well.

 

The Bermuda Triangle used to be called The Bermuda Square until one side mysteriously vanished.

 

I always find square rooms are very hot. All the corners are 90 degrees.

 

The reason square photographs look so good is they know all the right angles.

 
 
 

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