It was suggested to me that a good topic for this week’s puns and one-liners would be ironing jokes, so here are a few gags on that theme. As normal, they may not come with originality or hilarity…
Watching the World Ironing Championships, where the drama is unfolding…
A friend of mine used to iron fizzy drinks. It was soda pressing.
“I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony.
I’ve got a friend who is a lighthouse keeper. Only does basic ironing.
Worst job I had was ironing cowboy shirts. Howdy pressing.
I used to have lots of shirts that required ironing, then they de-creased.
Was in a hurry so tried pressing my trousers whilst wearing them but ended up taking longer because I burned myself. Oh, the iron knee.
Read a book about a fictional character pressing clothes and putting them away. It’s called “The Iron, The Witch and The Wardrobe”.
A friend took an iron to the office the other day. He had pressing business to deal with.
Why don’t you iron horseshoes? You don’t want to press your luck.
Last week’s vegetable jokes are here.
If you like these ironing jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.