This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Custard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I was going to get an electric car but I can’t find a cable long enough to keep it plugged in.
Police arrested a man who was carrying an electrical cable with him. He was released without charge.
I watched some cable last night. Wasn’t that interesting, it didn’t really do anything.
Fishermen don’t watch much cable. They prefer livestreams.
Why did the two electrical cables split up? There was no spark between them.
One cable says to another, “I’m so happy that I’ve finally got rid of that charge I was carrying. I’m ex-static”.
Found out my charger cable was broken. I was shocked.
Closed down a party that some cables were having. The superconductor left without resistance.
Really nice car park here. The sign says “You will be charged after 2 hours”. Very kind, I thought, as I connected the cable to my electric car.
I’ve got a cable installer friend who always reads the newspaper. He likes to keep up on current affairs.
Why did the anarchist disconnect his electricity cable? He believed that all power corrupts.
If you like these cable jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.