This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Sponge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What’s yellow and spongy? A sponge.
How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn’t for all the sponges?
What’s 300m tall and made of sponge, jelly and custard? The Trifle Tower.
Watching a documentary about sponges. Absorbing.
Of course, it’s not a real sponge cake unless you’ve had to borrow all the ingredients.
Washed my car with my son yesterday. He said “Dad, why can’t you use a sponge like everyone else?”
Turned up at a fancy dress party as sponge, jelly, custard and cream half an hour before anyone else arrived. I was a trifle early.
Made a trifle with only one layer of sponge. At least it didn’t end in tiers.
A man says “I keep finding custard and jelly in one ear, and sponge in the other”. The doctor says “I’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”.
Made an upside down cake the other day. Was originally a sponge, but a tripped.
My next door neighbours have a front door made of sponge. Lots of locals don’t like it, but have to admit, I can’t knock it.
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