Sponge Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Sponge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


What’s yellow and spongy? A sponge.


How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn’t for all the sponges?


What’s 300m tall and made of sponge, jelly and custard? The Trifle Tower.


Watching a documentary about sponges. Absorbing.


Of course, it’s not a real sponge cake unless you’ve had to borrow all the ingredients.


Washed my car with my son yesterday. He said “Dad, why can’t you use a sponge like everyone else?”


Turned up at a fancy dress party as sponge, jelly, custard and cream half an hour before anyone else arrived. I was a trifle early.


Made a trifle with only one layer of sponge. At least it didn’t end in tiers.


A man says “I keep finding custard and jelly in one ear, and sponge in the other”. The doctor says “I’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”.


Made an upside down cake the other day. Was originally a sponge, but a tripped.


My next door neighbours have a front door made of sponge. Lots of locals don’t like it, but have to admit, I can’t knock it.


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