Custard Jokes

What's 300m tall and made of jelly and custard? The Trifle Tower.
What's 300m tall and made of jelly and custard? The Trifle Tower.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Custard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

A man says “I keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says “I’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”.

 

What’s yellow and dangerous? Shark Infested Custard.

 

Turned up at a fancy dress party as jelly, custard and cream half an hour before anyone else arrived. I was a trifle early.

 

Heard about someone who stole some rhubarb crumble. He ended up in custardy.

 

My neighbour puts manure on his rhubarb. I prefer custard.

 

Had a night out with a group of custard cream delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit.

 

What’s 300m tall and made of jelly and custard? The Trifle Tower.

 

Heard about two clowns going through a divorce. Ended up in a custardy battle.

 

I learned how to use custard at Sundae School.

 

Said on my tin of custard “store in a cool place” so I left it in the Doctor Who studio.

 
 
 

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