This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Blanket Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Thought it was going to be frosty so plugged my electric blanket in beside my toaster. I kept popping out of bed all night.
How do you make a bed in winter? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Saw a fire blanket the other day. Did’t understand it, I thought fires were hot already?
I’ve only got a couple of hours left to finish weaving this blanket. It’s a looming deadline.
Why did the cow wear a blanket? She was fresian.
My friend told me that I’m obsessed with blankets and duvets. Apparently I’m just too wrapped up in them.
I was having a snooze the other day and someone grabbed the blanket off me. Don’t worry, I recovered.
Asked in a record shop if they had anything by The Doors. Chap said “yes, a bucket of sand and a fire blanket”.
Sometimes when I work from home, I stay wrapped up in a blanket all day. I like to describe it as working undercover.
I always like having lots of layers on my bed. Although that is a blanket statement.
Friend is in a group called Blankets and Duvets. They’re a cover band.
If you like these blanket jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.