This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Bee Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend of mine keeps taking all of one letter out of the bag when playing Scrabble, and doesn’t play them. He’s a beekeeper.
I saw a bee fly right into a bell. I thought, “That’s a real humdinger”.
I love being covered in snot and honey. It’s the bees’ sneeze.
My mate’s new boyfriend has 50000 bees. I think he’s a keeper.
A bloke I know told me he used to play rugby for Wasps. I always thought he was in the Bee team.
Which insect is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
What do you call a fly in a black and yellow jumper? A wannabee.
What do you call an insect with a perm? A frisbee.
What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee.
Friend of mine failed his Wasp Identification Exam recently. He got a bee.
Jousting: What someone from the West Midlands asks a bee.
Delighted to have won the local fancy dress competition dressed as a bee. I’m still buzzing.
When Noah wanted to check how many bees he had, he had a look in the arc hives.
Why do bees stay in their hives during snow storms? ‘Swarm.
If you like these bee jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.