For some bizarre reason, cows have been quite a theme for me this week, and as such, the appropriate theme for this week’s puns seemed to be cow jokes. I had a relatively recent encounter with some cows, there are some details here. These come as always with no guarantee of funniness or originality…… Continue reading Cow Jokes
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Hairdresser Jokes
I had a look at what searches commonly bring people to this site, and one of the most popular is – oddly enough – hairdresser jokes, so I thought it was time to add some hairdresser jokes, puns and one-liners, although this list includes lines about hair, and a lack of hair. If you are… Continue reading Hairdresser Jokes
Accent Jokes
These series of puns and one-liners are accent jokes, and specifically, British accent jokes, so they may not travel so well beyond that. If you find yourself scratching your head wondering why it should be funny, then try it in the relevant accent. If that doesn’t work, comment below and I will try to explain.… Continue reading Accent Jokes
Valentine’s Day Jokes
The more astute of you may have spotted that today is 14th February, and therefore today’s topics for one-liners and puns is Valentine’s Day jokes, although these are probably not the best way to foster romance. They do, of course, come with the usual caveats with no guarantee of being either funny or original. … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Jokes
Fancy Dress Jokes
The theme for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Fancy Dress Jokes, which come with the normal caveats that these may be neither funny nor original. I hope that you enjoy them anyway…. Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried… Continue reading Fancy Dress Jokes
Shopping Jokes
The topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Shopping Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope that you enjoy them anyway…. Friend of mine got drunk and went to an auction. He doesn’t remember a lot. Ever since buying… Continue reading Shopping Jokes
Dog Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend’s dog swallowed a cushion. The vet has described its condition as comfortable. Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy,… Continue reading Dog Jokes
Money Jokes
The theme of this week’s one-liners and puns is money jokes, which come with the normal caveats of not to expect them to be either too funny or too original. I hope you enjoy them anyway…. When is it most likely to rain money? When there is change in the weather… … Continue reading Money Jokes
Time Jokes
After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes. Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny. I do hope… Continue reading Time Jokes
241543903, The number for a head in the freezer
I was talking to a colleague today who mentioned that he had recently bought a freezer, so I asked him if he had google 241543903. This confused him, until he did Google that number, which answered his question as to why I had enquired, but in its own way, created more questions than it answered.… Continue reading 241543903, The number for a head in the freezer