This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Star Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What do you get if you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? The Star Spangled Banner.
Saw a 70s television programme about two detectives who solve crimes over the phone. Star Key and Hash.
There is an 80s fancy dress party that my wife doesn’t want me to dress as a pop star for, but I’m adamant…
Local amateur poultry team had their new star striker chicken banned. Apparently he was a professional fowl.
Seven star hotels are overrated.
Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space. Not a great joke, just three stars.
Came third in a Star Naming competition. I got a constellation prize.
A chap down the pub tried to sell me a DVD that had 3.14 stars. I think it was pi-rated.
Went to a restaurant recently who served me a tyre souffle. They have a Michelin star.
The reason pop stars are so cool is because of all the fans.
I used to wonder why aliens were not visiting our solar system, then I realised they probably looked up our reviews and saw that we had only one star.
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