This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Microwave Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I had an unbelievably hot curry last night. It was a Korma, but I microwaved it for twenty minutes.
Friend of mine was sent to prison for six months for stealing microwaves. He was released after four minutes.
Friend of mine was able to stop rehab when he got a microwave. No more cold turkey for him.
Made a small gesture of appreciation towards my oven the other day. It was a micro wave.
Was taking some alphabeti spaghetti out of the microwave and I almost dropped it. That could have spelled disaster.
My microwave & freezer got married in a kitchen wedding. Who gave the speech? The toaster.
Realised how long you put fish in the microwave to reheat it. Tuna half minutes.
Found a note on the microwave this morning from my other half saying “this just isn’t working, goodbye”. I’m confused, I put my lunch in it and it’s working just fine.
Was using the microwave and it sayd on the instructions “stir and re-cover”. How exhausting do they think stirring some chilli is that I need to recover?
A hipster friend of mine cooks everything in a microwave. He doesn’t like conventional ovens.
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