Presents Jokes

parting gift
parting gift

Christmas has just finished, and everyone has opened their presents, so here are some presents jokes for those still thinking about their gifts. As normal, these may not come with the gift of originality or hilarity….




Got a great Christmas present for a friend, “100 famous songs that are difficult to play”. It’s a Hard Cover Book.


How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.


What do you get if you rearrange the letters of Santa? Someone else’s presents.


Went shopping the other day for a Christmas present, and bought a barge pole. Thought I’d push the boat out.


What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.


Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
 Santa Jaws.


Got invited to a house warming party, so I thought I should bring them a gift. Got a gas heater.


Christmas trees only use the past and future tense as they believe the present is beneath them.


My girlfriend wasn’t happy with my Christmas present for her. She wanted something with diamonds; I got her a deck of cards.


A friend bought a new wig before going on holiday, so I got him a comb as a parting gift.




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