This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fork Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Luke Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi were in a restaurant eating with chopsticks. Spotting that his friend was struggling with the cutlery, Obi Wan said “use the forks, Luke”.
Found a fork in the road the other day. It was outside my local chip shop…
Heard music from the kitchen the other day. Wasn’t sure if it was the Chopin board or the tuning fork.
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
What do Santa’s elves use in the kitchen instead of a knife or fork? A u-tinsel.
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil. He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
What did the plate say to the fork? Lunch is on me.
Forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
The fork and the spoon used to be good friends, then the fork realised the spoon kept stirring things.
Got a puncture in my tyre the other day. Think it was at the fork in the road.
If you like these fork jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.