This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Herb Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Great to hear The Doctor’s new herb range has won awards. He is a Thyme Lord. Thought I’d purchase a tall herb plant but actually turned out to… Continue reading Herb Jokes
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Blanket Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Blanket Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Thought it was going to be frosty so plugged my electric blanket in beside my toaster. I kept popping out of bed all night. How do you make… Continue reading Blanket Jokes
Door Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Door Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it’s a funny place to have a door. How do you know… Continue reading Door Jokes
Reflective Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Reflective Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Bought a reflective jacket. It sits in the corner and reads Descartes. I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection. On reflection,… Continue reading Reflective Jokes
Darts Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Darts Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do darts teams play in winter? Ice oche. My favourite darts player is called Dusty Carpet. Never been beaten. They used to call me Mister Dartboard… Continue reading Darts Jokes
Line Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Line Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging. Took a risk washing my clothes when there… Continue reading Line Jokes
Fishing Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… It’s the Fishing tournament today. I hear it’s all online. Anyone got a good stream? Went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing. … Continue reading Fishing Jokes
Garage Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was having a tea. Think he was on a brake. My car sailed through its MOT inspection. The garage is… Continue reading Garage Jokes
Oyster Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Oysters never donate to charity. They’re shellfish. What’s made of chocolate, has a shell and lives at the bottom of the sea? An oyster egg. A friend… Continue reading Oyster Jokes
Radio Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radio Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve got a new radio alarm clock that plays Parklife by Blur. It wakes me up every morning except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.… Continue reading Radio Jokes