This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Mechanic Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge? Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake. Why is… Continue reading Mechanic Jokes
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Slide Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Slide Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Two cats on a slope, which one slides first? The one with the lowest mew. Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction. Spent £500 on a big… Continue reading Slide Jokes
Wizard Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wizard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery. Spell check: Quality control for wizards. Why was Gandalf unhappy at work? He couldn’t get the… Continue reading Wizard Jokes
Wallet Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wallet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Why did the man put his umbrella away and open his wallet? He was hoping for some change in the weather. Went for dinner with the zoo animals the other… Continue reading Wallet Jokes
Monk Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Monk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars. A local Bhuddist monk went… Continue reading Monk Jokes
Dive Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Dive Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What sort of cinemas do seals go to? Dive ins. I haven’t done sky diving yet, but I have zoomed into Google Maps really quickly a few times. I tried… Continue reading Dive Jokes
Burger Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Burger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a bunch of people eating burgers whilst waiting for the launch of a new toy doll. It was a Barbie queue. A friend is making me a burger for… Continue reading Burger Jokes
Statue Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Charge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery. I was going to have a statue made of myself, but I thought I might end… Continue reading Statue Jokes
Charge Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Charge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard about someone who charges exorbitant amounts for ice cream. He’s a cone shark. Police arrested a man who was carrying an electrical cable with him. He was released without… Continue reading Charge Jokes
Swimming Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Swimming Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A fish swims into a brick wall. Dam. The key thing that stopped me being a water polo champion was that my horse couldn’t swim. … Continue reading Swimming Jokes