Fancy Dress Jokes

I was about to go to a fancy dress party as a can of deodorant. My wife stopped me and said "Are you Sure?"

The theme for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Fancy Dress Jokes, which come with the normal caveats that these may be neither funny nor original. I hope that you enjoy them anyway….       Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried… Continue reading Fancy Dress Jokes

More puns

I was in a hotel lobby today, and told the guy behind the desk that I was there for the Twitter conference. He said "Follow me"...

Friday means bad joke day here as normal, and here are a collection of one liners mainly based on puns that are old, unoriginal and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…  So here are some more puns….     I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.  … Continue reading More puns

A few corny jokes…

If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "not very good at following instructions".

At the last place that I worked, I had a reputation of telling corny jokes, for some reason.  When I left, there was some concern as to who might continue with these after I left, so I collected together some that I had told in the office, posted on Facebook, or tweeted, and gave them… Continue reading A few corny jokes…