This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mask Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve started wearing a mask to bed so that if I get burgled and I disturb them, they’ll think I’m part of their gang. “I couldn’t identify which one it was because… Continue reading Mask Jokes
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Bonfire Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Bonfire Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon. A friend was having a bonfire, and I sprayed it with a fire extinguisher. He was… Continue reading Bonfire Jokes
Zombie Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Zombie Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Going to the Rockies on holiday, and I’ve been told that in the event of a bear attack, play dead. To avoid any risks, I’m going to dress as a… Continue reading Zombie Jokes
Navy Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Navy Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The reason why Swedish naval ships display bar codes on their hulls is so that, when they return to harbour, they can Scandinavian… “I saw a chap with a big… Continue reading Navy Jokes
Drawer Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Drawer Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer. Friend kept going on about what they should do with their new spare drawer.… Continue reading Drawer Jokes
Wood Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wood Jokes, although you might argue that lots of the jokes on this site are a bit wooden,,. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a… Continue reading Wood Jokes
Xylophone Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Xylophone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Fantastic sale on slightly broken xylophones, great prices. They can’t be beat. In a freak orchestra accident, I was hit on the head by a xylophone.… Continue reading Xylophone Jokes
Mechanic Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Mechanic Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge? Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake. Why is… Continue reading Mechanic Jokes
Slide Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Slide Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Two cats on a slope, which one slides first? The one with the lowest mew. Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction. Spent £500 on a big… Continue reading Slide Jokes
Wizard Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wizard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery. Spell check: Quality control for wizards. Why was Gandalf unhappy at work? He couldn’t get the… Continue reading Wizard Jokes