Watch Jokes

A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.
A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

 

 

A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.

 

I held up my watch to a mirror. It was time for reflection.

 

I bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands….

 

Got a new 24 hour watch yesterday and it’s broken already. It only lasted a day.

 

How can you tell when your watch is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

 

A friend of mine has taken up eating watches, but takes forever to get through each one. It’s time consuming.

 

I heard that the British Horological Society was looking for nominations for new members, so I put my watch forward.

 

Why did the boy throw the watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

 

For sale: Watch with half a face. For a limited time only.

 

I saw a billboard with a picture of a watch on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.

 

 

 

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