never the right time

Watch Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.


I held up my watch to a mirror. It was time for reflection.


I bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands….


Got a new 24 hour watch yesterday and it’s broken already. It only lasted a day.


How can you tell when your watch is hungry? It goes back four seconds.


A friend of mine has taken up eating watches, but takes forever to get through each one. It’s time consuming.


I heard that the British Horological Society was looking for nominations for new members, so I put my watch forward.


Why did the boy throw the watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.


For sale: Watch with half a face. For a limited time only.


I saw a billboard with a picture of a watch on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.




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