This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Stripe Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I wonder if zebras appear more slender than they actually are because of how they wear their stripes?
In the local police station and saw an officer with three stripes eating a trifle. He was the custardy sergeant.
On my way to an 80s themed fancy dress party, I asked my wife to paint stripes on my face. “Are you sure?” she asked. “Yes, I’m adamant”.
Saw a striped prehistoric cat with a bluetooth headset. Think it was a cybertooth animal.
What do you get if you cross a kangeroo with a tiger? A stripey jumper.
What’s got stripes and flies at 28000 feet? A bee on a plane.
Spotted an undead stripey insect. It was a zombee.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don’t want to be spotted.
I always found The White Stripes quite middle of the road.
Friend of mine keeps trying to paint black and white stripes on my back. Wish he’d stop badgering me.
If you like these stripe jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.