A collection of lion jokes this week, for no particular reason. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…
My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.
I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business.
At any given time, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is never more than a whim away.
Went for dinner with the zoo animals the other day. They didn’t all bring their wallets, I ended up paying the lion’s share.
A lion goes into a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asks how he would like it. The lion replies, “RAW!”
I saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat and cape the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.
Friend of mine used to take a bit of pride in his job. He was a lion thief.
Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive.
I’m not a fan of lion bars. They seem to be quite dangerous places to hang out.
I was in the book shop earlier, and they had a third off all titles. I bought a copy of The Lion, The Witch…
A neighbour told me he spotted a lion recently. I told him that if it was spotted, it was more likely a leopard…
Last week’s bed jokes are here.
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