This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Letter Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
The word queue is just the letter q with a series of other letters waiting silently in a line.
Applied to university for a degree in origami and got my acceptance letter today. I don’t know what to make of it.
Name a four letter sport that starts with a T? Golf.
Someone asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was. Took a guess but turns out I was right.
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? Twenty Five. There’s “no L”…
I used to wonder what font was used for the letters in Alphabet Soup, turns out it’s Times New Ramen.
Tried to buy a packet of paper from the local shop and they sold me cardboard instead. I’m going to write them a stiff letter.
Saw an owl drop a letter off in a local bush. Turns out it was from Hedgehogwarts.
Opened the post, and there’s a calculator, an abacus and a letter. Something just doesn’t add up.
What do you get if you rearrange the letters of Santa? Someone else’s presents.
Towel: What takes letters to Hogwarts students from Yorkshire.
Friend of mine keeps taking all of one letter out of the bag when playing Scrabble, and doesn’t play them. He’s a beekeeper.
On a lighter note, I tied a letter to a helium balloon.
“Can’t get this crossword clue, ‘Overloaded Postman'”
“How many letters?”
“Thousands of them”.
A friend got a job as a postman. On his first day, he was handed a letter. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”.
Friend’s girlfriend left him for a tractor salesman. She sent him a John Deere letter.
Never get on the wrong side of the Scrabble Mafia. They send you threatening letters.
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