This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Venus Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Venus and Mars were going to have a party but neither knew how to planet.
Read a book about the relatively low gravity on the surface of Venus. Couldn’t put it down.
The best people to send to colonise Venus are economists. They enjoy housing bubbles.
The reason that no one has got to Venus yet is that the first person selected was a procrastanaut.
A day on Venus takes 5832 Earth hours. We call that “Monday”.
Why do scientists like Venus so much? Because it’s out of this world.
What did Venus say to Saturn? Give me a ring…
Sadly Venus and Mars will never meet. They live a world apart.
What did the Venus Fly Trap say to the waiter? “There’s no fly in my soup”.
The Venus de Milo was suspected of a crime, but turned out to be unarmed.
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