This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Anorak Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Bought my anorak in the south of France. It’s my Coat d’Azur.
My favourite anorak is falling apart so I’m going to have to get rid of it. Or sew its seams…
A friend has a bizarre fear of spiders in raincoats. Anorakaphobia.
I’m saving for a rainy day. So far, I have an anorak, a couple of macs, and a dinghy.
The jalapeno put on an anorak because he was a little chilli.
Spiderman has an anorak made out of flatbread. It’s a pita Parka.
I’m making an anorak out of pancakes. I call it my flap jacket.
What do you call a parrot in an anorak? Polyunsaturated.
I saw a brachiosaurus in an anorak the other day. It was his Jurassic parka.
Bought a cool anorak that’s too big for me. It suits me right down to the ground.
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