This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Brick Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof.
Had some ice cream recently that tasted of brick. Turned out it was Walls.
Went to the DIY shop the other week and asked in which section I could find tools, bricks and tiles. The chap said they were under Construction. I asked when they would be finished…
Went on holiday to Oz recently, and got a hire car with a sat nav. Don’t think much of it, though, it just keeps telling me to follow the yellow brick road.
I got some barbeque flavoured crisps. They taste of bricks and mesh.
A lorry has spilled its load of bricks over the road. Police say queues are building.
A fish swims into a brick wall. Dam.
Played football last night on a pitch surfaced with rubble and broken bricks. We won 3-1 on aggregate.
Local shop sells clothes made of bricks. It’s a hardware shop.
A lorry load of Lego bricks has overturned on the motorway. Police say they don’t know what to make of it.
If you like these brick jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.