This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of Ballet Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend of mine has just graduated from ballet school with a 2:2.
Why do baby swans like Swan Lake? It’s their cygnet-ure tune.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
A ballet dancer friend of mine recently had twins. He’s now a pas de deux.
I started composing a song for Spandau Ballet, but then I found it hard to write the next line.
A friend told me that he stays alert because of his ballet classes. They keep him on his toes.
I needed to make a ballet costume and didn’t know where to start. Then I put tu and tu together.
Reading a book about a short ballerina. The girl with the dragging tutu.
What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaa-lerina.
My horse is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
Local ballet school took part in a charity football match. It ended up 2-2.
Last week’s half jokes are here.
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