charity football match

Ballet Jokes

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of Ballet Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




A friend of mine has just graduated from ballet school with a 2:2.


Why do baby swans like Swan Lake? It’s their cygnet-ure tune.


A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going to see their production of swine lake.


A ballet dancer friend of mine recently had twins. He’s now a pas de deux.


I started composing a song for Spandau Ballet, but then I found it hard to write the next line.


A friend told me that he stays alert because of his ballet classes. They keep him on his toes.


I needed to make a ballet costume and didn’t know where to start. Then I put tu and tu together.


Reading a book about a short ballerina. The girl with the dragging tutu.


What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaa-lerina.


My horse is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.


Local ballet school took part in a charity football match. It ended up 2-2.





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