Category: 2022

Yeast Jokes

I put some yeast in my broth. The results were soup rising.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yeast Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Baking has got very trendy. Dough with yeast is on the rise. A lorry load of Marmite has crashed on the M4. It’s on the yeast bound carriageway. I remember being fed… Continue reading Yeast Jokes

Quill Jokes

Spotted someone drawing clocks with a feather. I think he was just quilling time.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quill Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have the quill power. Spotted someone drawing clocks with a feather. I think he was… Continue reading Quill Jokes

Eject Jokes

They say when one door closes, another one opens. Turned out I was being ejected through the airlock.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Eject Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got ejected from karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts. A friend didn’t pay his bill after someone ejected… Continue reading Eject Jokes

Boring Jokes

My life is so boring that the person who stole my identity gave me it back.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Boring Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Scientists got bored watching the Earth spin after 24 hours, so they called it a day. Went to Glastonbury once with a boring friend. They were a real stuck in the mud.… Continue reading Boring Jokes

Walking Jokes

I've decided to put all my eggs in one basket so I don't look daft walking around the supermarket.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Walking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying. I was going to try walking on hot burning coals but I got cold feet. I’ve decided to… Continue reading Walking Jokes

Symbol Jokes

It's hard to read hieroglyphic symbols in pyramids as they are encrypted.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Symbol Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Being in a pyramid is like being on the internet. It’s full of people worshiping cats, writing on walls and using odd symbols. I saw a guidance symbol made out of glass.… Continue reading Symbol Jokes

Camouflage Jokes

Really good camouflage is hard to find.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Camouflage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend got some camouflage skates. He can hide but he can’t run. I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks. I went to… Continue reading Camouflage Jokes

Slice Jokes

Someone told me about a way to lose weight by putting slices of bread on my head. It's a loaf hat diet.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Slice Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I saw some cheese that refused to be sliced as it had greater plans… Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard. Chap goes to collect his pizza and asks if… Continue reading Slice Jokes

Yeti Jokes

Was on a ship and spotted the Abominable Snowman in a uniform. Turns out he was their Chief Yeti Officer.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yeti Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine got a yeti tattooed on his stomach. It’s his abdominal snowman. A man walks into a library and asks for a book on ‘Finding The Yeti’. The librarian directs… Continue reading Yeti Jokes

Weigh Jokes

A friend of mine has set up a new business weighing nano objects. It's a small scale set up.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Weigh Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A fish may be easy to weigh because it comes with scales, but whales are more complicated. You need to take them to a whale weigh station. How do you work out… Continue reading Weigh Jokes