This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Monk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars. A local Bhuddist monk went… Continue reading Monk Jokes
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Dive Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Dive Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What sort of cinemas do seals go to? Dive ins. I haven’t done sky diving yet, but I have zoomed into Google Maps really quickly a few times. I tried… Continue reading Dive Jokes
Burger Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Burger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a bunch of people eating burgers whilst waiting for the launch of a new toy doll. It was a Barbie queue. A friend is making me a burger for… Continue reading Burger Jokes
Statue Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Charge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery. I was going to have a statue made of myself, but I thought I might end… Continue reading Statue Jokes
Charge Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Charge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard about someone who charges exorbitant amounts for ice cream. He’s a cone shark. Police arrested a man who was carrying an electrical cable with him. He was released without… Continue reading Charge Jokes
Swimming Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Swimming Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A fish swims into a brick wall. Dam. The key thing that stopped me being a water polo champion was that my horse couldn’t swim. … Continue reading Swimming Jokes
Pyramid Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Pyramid Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A newly found pyramid in Egypt actually had a garage. There’s a sign on it saying Toot and Come In. Terrible to see erosion to take… Continue reading Pyramid Jokes
Cone Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Cone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Asked the man in the ice cream van for a cone. He asked “hundreds and thousand?” I said “no, just one”. Saw someone riding through the… Continue reading Cone Jokes
Highlight Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Highlight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I saw a chimney with a bulb on top of it earlier. It’s my highlight of the day. I needed a highlighter, so I went to… Continue reading Highlight Jokes
Toe Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Toe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never dropped a turnip on their toe. A friend told me that… Continue reading Toe Jokes