Category: 2020

Drawer Jokes

Filed my nails earlier. They're in the "N" drawer.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Drawer Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer. Friend kept going on about what they should do with their new spare drawer.… Continue reading Drawer Jokes

Comb Jokes

I've written a book about my hair styles, and how I combed my hair as a teenager is the worst part.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Comb Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Bought a bald friend a comb for his birthday. He says he’ll never part with it. A lorry load of wigs have been stolen. Police are combing that area. I’ve… Continue reading Comb Jokes

Stripe Jokes

Friend of mine keeps trying to paint black and white stripes on my back. Wish he'd stop badgering me.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Stripe Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I wonder if zebras appear more slender than they actually are because of how they wear their stripes? In the local police station and saw an officer… Continue reading Stripe Jokes

Wood Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wood Jokes, although you might argue that lots of the jokes on this site are a bit wooden,,. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a… Continue reading Wood Jokes

Xylophone Jokes

What's the difference between a glockenspeil and a xylophone? I used to know but I can't marimba.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Xylophone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Fantastic sale on slightly broken xylophones, great prices. They can’t be beat.   In a freak orchestra accident, I was hit on the head by a xylophone.… Continue reading Xylophone Jokes

Mechanic Jokes

Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Mechanic Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge? Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. Think he was on a brake. Why is… Continue reading Mechanic Jokes

Slide Jokes

Went to a water park, tried a couple of slides and now I'm worried I'm getting addicted. It's a slippery slope.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Slide Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Two cats on a slope, which one slides first? The one with the lowest mew. Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction. Spent £500 on a big… Continue reading Slide Jokes

Tap Jokes

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Tap Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality I woke up this morning with a tap on the door. The plumber thinks he’s funny. I thought a pig was tapping my phone because there was so much crackling… Continue reading Tap Jokes

Wizard Jokes

What do they use at Hogwarts to read PDFs? A Dobby.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wizard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality I made a statue of a boy wizard out of clay. It’s Harry Pottery. Spell check: Quality control for wizards. Why was Gandalf unhappy at work? He couldn’t get the… Continue reading Wizard Jokes

Wallet Jokes

They say the camera adds ten pounds, so I've started taking photos of my wallet.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Wallet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Why did the man put his umbrella away and open his wallet? He was hoping for some change in the weather. Went for dinner with the zoo animals the other… Continue reading Wallet Jokes