Tag: Toe Jokes

Toe Jokes

Small male ants use their toes to float on water. They are buoy ants. Larger types can't float on milk because they lack toes in taller ants...

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Toe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never dropped a turnip on their toe.   A friend told me that… Continue reading Toe Jokes