Month: October 2022

Monster Jokes

There's a creature round here that keeps ringing doorbells. He's the knock less monster.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got stuck for ages behind Satan in the queue at the Post Office. For the devil takes many forms. Going to make a film about a shark visiting a Scottish sea monster.… Continue reading Monster Jokes

Yeast Jokes

I put some yeast in my broth. The results were soup rising.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yeast Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Baking has got very trendy. Dough with yeast is on the rise. A lorry load of Marmite has crashed on the M4. It’s on the yeast bound carriageway. I remember being fed… Continue reading Yeast Jokes

Quill Jokes

Spotted someone drawing clocks with a feather. I think he was just quilling time.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quill Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have the quill power. Spotted someone drawing clocks with a feather. I think he was… Continue reading Quill Jokes

Archery Jokes

My local cabbie in London is known as Robin Hood. He only drives between Bow and Harrow.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Archery Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My local cabbie in London is known as Robin Hood. He only drives between Bow and Harrow. I wondered what would happen when I fired an arrow straight up in the air,… Continue reading Archery Jokes