This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Connect Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A loose connection in my robot dog does more damage than it actually attacking anyone. It’s spark is worse than its bite.
Not to say that my wifi is rubbish but I get more bandwidth standing on the roof connecting to the internet on bypassing planes.
I think the tree outside is using up all of my bandwidth. It’s just logged on to my internet connection.
Used to have rubbish bandwidth on the wifi at my farm until I moved the router in with the horses. I’ve got a stable connection now.
Connected my coffee machine to the internet and now it’s using up all my bandwidth, getting Java updates.
Saw a game that’s a mix of chess, Connect Four and battleships. It’s called rook, line and sinker.
Turning my barn into a summerhouse. Got electricity in place, thinking of connecting up the tap, but that might just be a pipe dream.
Really nice car park here. The sign says “You will be charged after 2 hours”. Very kind, I thought, as I connected the cable to my electric car.
Why did the anarchist disconnect his electricity cable? He believed that all power corrupts.
I connected my new phone to the cloud, then I had mist calls.
Called IT support and a chap from Australia came to fix my network connection. I asked “Do you come from a LAN down under?”
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