This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pudding Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What do angry mice eat at Christmas? Cross Mouse Puddings…
I read an academic paper about puddings. It was a dessertation.
Of course, it’s not a real sponge pudding unless you’ve had to borrow all the ingredients.
Can never find my sticky toffee. I keep forgetting where I’m pudding it.
I used some custard beyond its sell by date. It was very off pudding.
Got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me with puddings, trifles, ice cream and cakes. They said I was a desserter.
Does a criminal pudding get taken into custardy?
Made an egg based pastry pudding. It was flan-tastic.
Found myself on a piece of land with sticky toffee puddings, ice cream, custard and treacle oat tarts. It was a dessert island.
I asked a teddy bear if he wanted pudding but he said he was stuffed.
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