This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Token Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw a great Hobbit pinball machine. Doesn’t accept coins though, only Tolkeins.
Just bought into a new crypto token based on drum and cymbal acoustics. It’s a sound investment.
Got engaged to a network engineer. He gave me a token ring.
Got a friend who is a lighthouse keeper. Only does a token amount of ironing.
A friend gave me a sugar cube as a token of appreciation. It was very sweet.
Gave a friend a round plastic disc to show how much they meant to me. It was a token of my esteem.
Bought some virtual tokens with pictures of tombs on them. They’re a new Crypt-o-Currency.
How many crypto token fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they use a virtual one instead.
Apparently those who make non-fungible tokens are just minting their own business.
Where is the best place to keep your entry token to a Star Trek event? On your lanyard Nimoy.
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